Lost Somewhere Between Elvis 'n' Suicide

I am rock n roll the daughter of sex n drugs.
Just kidding, but seriously.

I am not the girl with the perfect hair, who can wear white without spilling on it.

My favourite beer is an open one, my least favourite an empty one, and the only problem i have with drinking is i can only hold two at a time.

I cannot stay still for more than a couple seconds at a time. Usually, i have to keep going, keep moving forward, and every once in a while, backwards.

I believe in karma big time, what goes around comes around, good or bad you probably earned it, and if not it will balance out in the end.